King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Exterminator (2001)

Breckin Meyer: Joseph Gribble

Quotes 

• Joseph Gribble : Hey dad you want to help me out with my science project?

  Joseph Gribble : [angrily]  Up yours Joseph!

  Nancy Hicks Gribble : Dale!

  Dale Gribble : Sorry, son, that's the coffee talking, and the fluorescent lighting, and the excruciating headache!

  Nancy Hicks Gribble : Make some time for the roaches, shug.

  Dale Gribble : We'd all love to make time for roaches, but in the real world, people have to spend all night reconciling invoices or Miss Pittman won't let them wear Chinos and a knit shirt next Friday!

• Dale Gribble : They're not recognizing me as their maternal influence! The project has gone horribly awry! Joseph, get me some poison!

  Joseph Gribble : But dad you're not supposed to inhale anymore poison!

  Dale Gribble : Damn it! Why are there so many ways to kill a human, but only one way to kill a bug?,

  [thinks for a moment] 

  Dale Gribble : hold that thought

  [starts killing roaches left and right]