King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Perils of Polling (2000)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive

Quotes 

• Bill Dauterive : So who'd you vote for, Hank?

  Luanne Platter : Nuh-uh. If he tells you, it won't come true.

• [the guys in the alley are watching Luanne put up a "Vote Communist" political sign] 

  Dale Gribble : Well, I see you got Luanne involved in politics. That's good.

  [beat] 

  Dale Gribble : Ass.

  Luanne Platter : [chanting]  The people united shall never be defeated.

  Dale Gribble , Bill Dauterive : Boo! Boo!

  Dale Gribble : Commie, go home!

  Luanne Platter : Okay.

  [she confidently strolls back to her house] 

  Hank Hill : I just think that if you don't read the newspaper and the only TV you watch is the MTV, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

  Bill Dauterive : Stop fighting the last war, Hank! Women got the vote and there's nothing we can do about it.

  Dale Gribble : Unless...

  Hank Hill : Unless what?

  Dale Gribble : I don't know. You're a smart guy. You'll figure something out.

• [last lines; Hank and Luanne have finished voting in the Hills' garage] 

  Bill Dauterive : So who'd you vote for, Hank?

  Luanne Platter : Nah-uh. If he tells you, it won't come true!