King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying (1997)

Carl Reiner: Gary Kasner

Quotes 

• Tilly Hill : What did the doctor say honey?

  Hank Hill : I poked myself in the eye, it's the darnedest thing

  Tilly Hill : But what about the other eye?

  Hank Hill : Well it seems the other eye compensates by shutting itself down, it's one of natures wonders

  Gary Kasner : My entire life I've been reading "Psychology Today", I-I never heard of an eye sympathetically shutting down, hmm.

  Hank Hill : [seemingly pointing at him]  I got a magazine you ought to read, it's called "The Ten Commandments"!

  Gary Kasner : Who's he talking to? Hank you want I should come over there?

  Bobby Hill : [imitating him]  You want I should come over there?

  [laughs] 

  Bobby Hill : That is so Arizona!

• Gary Kasner : What is this I'm eating? It's some kind of delicious cutlet.

  Hank Hill : Chicken fried steak.

  Gary Kasner : Oh well, I'm going to count this under chicken. I'm allowed to have chicken.