- Cotton Hill: [Hank knocks on the door] You're late!
- Hank Hill: Dad it's good to hear your voice
- Cotton Hill: Still blind huh? Or are you faking?
- [punches him in the stomach]
- Cotton Hill: Either you're blind or slow, I'll believe both
- Tilly Hill: What did the doctor say honey?
- Hank Hill: I poked myself in the eye, it's the darnedest thing
- Tilly Hill: But what about the other eye?
- Hank Hill: Well it seems the other eye compensates by shutting itself down, it's one of natures wonders
- Gary Kasner: My entire life I've been reading "Psychology Today", I-I never heard of an eye sympathetically shutting down, hmm.
- Hank Hill: [seemingly pointing at him] I got a magazine you ought to read, it's called "The Ten Commandments"!
- Gary Kasner: Who's he talking to? Hank you want I should come over there?
- Bobby Hill: [imitating him] You want I should come over there?
- [laughs]
- Bobby Hill: That is so Arizona!
- Bill Dauterive: Well I wouldn't, myself, never join a religion that restricted my diet, see. I don't want to get into heaven that way.
- Gary Kasner: What is this I'm eating? It's some kind of delicious cutlet.
- Hank Hill: Chicken fried steak.
- Gary Kasner: Oh well, I'm going to count this under chicken. I'm allowed to have chicken.
- Hank Hill: [Cotton picks up a shotgun to shoot down a tree] Dad, I got to take your shoulder here
- Cotton Hill: [shoves him away] Hands off girly! I didn't fight off a bunker of horny privates to let you cop a feel.
- Hank Hill: You know, the man won't even eat steak. Hell, my boss has a bypass surgery every year and he eats all the damn steak he wants.
- Hank Hill: Bobby, are you going to the game with us?
- Bobby Hill: Basketball, I can take or leave.
- Peggy Hill: Excuse me? Honey, don't you mean to say, "I can take or leave basketball."?
- Bobby Hill: No Mom. Gary taught me this. It's the cool new way people from Arizona talk. You want I should teach you?
- Peggy Hill: Hank, when are you planning on telling me what you saw?
- Hank Hill: I can't say. You want me to lose my voice too?