King of the Hill (TV Series)

Witches of East Arlen (2003)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

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• Ward Rackley : This, Bobby, is nutmeg. And we use this spice for...

  Bobby Hill : Oh, I remember... give me a second... invincibility.

  Ward Rackley : Resplendent! The spices sit easily upon you.

  Spice Store Guy : Oh, you boys are making a cake?

  Ward Rackley : A "cake"?

  Bobby Hill : Yeah -- a cake of tremendous power!

  Ward Rackley : Score one for the acolyte!

• Hank Hill : Okay, we tried it your way. Now we're doin' it my way. This is a carburetor. Take it apart, put it back together, repeat until you're normal.

  Bobby Hill : But Dad, the dark arts are nothin' to be afraid of.

  Hank Hill : I'm not afraid of that garbage. I'm afraid of you gettin' your ass kicked every day for the rest of your life because you found a new way to act like a nerd.

• Bobby Hill : You guys are so nerdy, even I feel like givin' you a wedgie.

• Ward Rackley : The persecution of our kind is on the rise. Perhaps it's time to take our powers to the next level. Tonight we are going to kick it up a notch and summon a dread force that will bestow upon us unequalled power. Of course we'll need someone to be the Chalice holder.

  Bobby Hill : I'll do it.

  Ward Rackley : Excellent, my young apprentice, you will earn that white wizard cone yet. We will convene at the ceremony grounds at half past the eighth hour, assuming that fat ass let's me leave on time.