Kitchen Confidential (TV Series)

French Fight (2005)

Michael Vartan: Michel Valentine

Quotes 

• Michel : So, you have taken my baker?

  Jack Bourdain : I have taken your baker. I am a baker taker!

  Michel : And you don't think it was a little bit excessive?

  Jack Bourdain : EXCESSIVE? Uh, you raided my menu.

  Michel : Why are you so threatened by me, eh? Is it because maybe you see in me what you hate in yourself?

  Jack Bourdain : Oh, no I don't have an annoying, filthy Frenchman in me.

  Michel : Ha! Everybody's got an annoying, filthy Frenchman in them Jack, just ask your girlfriend.

  Jack Bourdain : She's not my girl... Take the Lamb off the menu.

  Michel : Return my creepy baker then we'll talk.

  Jack Bourdain : [laughs]  no.

  Michel : Ok then, I guess it is how you say "On"?

  Jack Bourdain : Oh, mon amie. It is TOTALLY HOW YOU SAY ON!

  Michel : It is on.

  Jack Bourdain : Yes, I said that.

  Michel : Ok.

  Jack Bourdain : Yeah

  [walks away] 

  Michel : Your cusine is Caca!

• Michel Valentine : Your cuisine is ca-ca!