Knight Rider (TV Series)

Brother's Keeper (1983)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : How did it go, Michael?

  Michael Knight : Fenton's definitely our man. But he sure plays a mean game of chess.

  K.I.T.T. : Chess, the two of you played chess?

  Michael Knight : No, I mean the man's got ice in his veins.

  K.I.T.T. : Oh dear, that does sound serious.

• K.I.T.T. : I must say, Michael, this adventure does have a certain appeal.

  Michael Knight : [looking at a pretty young model being photographed]  Yeah, I see what you mean.

  K.I.T.T. : Think of it, we're fugitives of a sort. Desperado's on the lam. We must be extremely careful, if we're careful we could end up on a chain-gang.

  Michael Knight : Chain gang? That's the 30s, pal. I'd end up in the pen stamping license plates. And I'd probably be making them out of pieces of you.

  K.I.T.T. : They'll never take me alive.

• K.I.T.T. : Aren't we rather foolhardy to move at our present speed and make ourselves quite so visible to police officers? After all, we are fugitives.

  Michael Knight : No time for hide and seek now.

  K.I.T.T. : Very well, but it defies criminal logic.

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, I have a confession. I'm rather pleased our life of crime has come to an end.

  April Curtis : [sits down on Kitt's hood]  Well now, that makes two of us.

  Michael Knight : What's the matter? Tired of living in the fast lane, pal?

  K.I.T.T. : No, it's simply that my research indicates that not one vehicle or steed of a noted desperado ever received the acclaim of its owner. Nor did they share in any of the criminal profits. It's quite clear: crime doesn't pay.