Knight Rider (TV Series)

Give Me Liberty... or Give Me Death (1983)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : Em, listen, when you finish up work tonight, how about you and I going out for a little dinner?

  Bonnie Barstow : I'd love to Michael, but I'm spending the night with Kitt.

  Michael Knight : Oh well, you two have a real good time.

  Bonnie Barstow : [sits down]  First I have to recharge his components, then I have to convert the engine to run on liquid hydrogine, then I have to flush his systems... and adjust his timing.

  Michael Knight : Recharge his components? Flush his system? Kitt, don't you dare take advantage of her tonight.

  K.I.T.T. : I won't.

  Bonnie Barstow : Would you get out of here, you yo-yo!

  [Michael leaves] 

  Bonnie Barstow : Kitt, I hope you're not picking up his warped sense of humor.

  Bonnie Barstow : I'm trying my best not to.

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, I can serve you better if I'm familiar with your strategy.

  Michael Knight : Good point, Kitt. Our game plan is simple yet complex. We lay low, we blend in with the other racers on and off the course. We observe, deduce and analyse.

  K.I.T.T. : In other words were winging it, as usual.

  Michael Knight : [laughs]  You got it.

• K.I.T.T. : [Michael has rescued Liberty from certain death but has neglected to untie her]  Michael, she would like you to take the gag off.

  Michael Knight : Oh.

  [laughs] 

  Michael Knight : I don't think so. You know, this is the first conversation I've ever had with you where I get a word in edgewise?