Knight Rider (TV Series)

Killer K.I.T.T. (1986)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : [he and Michael are discussing the outrageous behavior that K.I.T.T. had unknowingly committed during the period that he'd been destructively reprogrammed, including using lousy grammar like "ain't"]  I have a feeling that I "ain't" ever gonna hear the end of this!

• [K.I.T.T. knocks down Berio using one of his doors] 

  K.I.T.T. : That's for making me say "ain't"!

• Michael Knight : Now get me Bonnie.

  K.I.T.T. : You can dial direct, Michael.

  Michael Knight : Alright, that's it. I'm sorry, buddy. I'm shutting you down.

• Michael Knight : How you doing, pal?

  K.I.T.T. : I ain't your pal.

  Michael Knight : You said 'ain't'. You must be sick.

• K.I.T.T. : It was horrible.

  Michael Knight : You know, you would've hated yourself, you even said the word 'ain't'.

  K.I.T.T. : Ugh! Unforgivable.

• K.I.T.T. : [K.I.T.T. hits Berio for the second time]  That's for making me attack Michael.

• K.I.T.T. : [K.I.T.T. hits Berio for the third time]  And that's just for computer lovers everywhere.

• K.I.T.T. : Forgive them, Vivaldi, they know not what they're doing.