Knight Rider (TV Series)
Knight & Knerd (1985)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
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Quotes
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K.I.T.T. : His name is Fuji Hakito. Given he's a Takishi, might I suggest caution?
Michael Knight : [gets out] My middle name, partner, my middle name. Sayonara.
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Michael Knight : [Trying to explain to KITT what a 'nerd' is] A 'nerd' is kind of... a term of... AFFECTION!
K.I.T.T. : It sounds more like an affliction.
Michael Knight : Well... you might just have a point there buddy.
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Jeannie : Are you here for aerobics?
Michael Knight : [Smiling] Only if you give private lessons.
Jeannie : Sorry to disappoint you... I'm just a receptionist!
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Michael Knight : [after ducking to avoid a throwing knife] You should've told me the Takishi's had a height requirement!
Mac Gifford : Don't get the wrong idea Knight. You bailed out first and my man adjusted.
Michael Knight : Yeah, right. We'll try it again sometime... in MY gym!
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K.I.T.T. : There are eleven 'Vanessa Suttons' in my databank.
Michael Knight : Run them by me, buddy.
K.I.T.T. : [Shows an image of an old woman] Vanessa Abigail Sutton.
Michael Knight : KITT, she's 90 years old! Go on!
K.I.T.T. : Very well.
[Shows an image of a horse]
K.I.T.T. : Vanessa B. Sutton.
Michael Knight : Great legs, but I pass!
K.I.T.T. : [Shows an image of the actual Vanessa] Vanessa Mary Sutton.
Michael Knight : Ah ha! There's little Miss Massage!
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Michael Knight : My name's Michael Knight, I'm a friend of Fuji Hakito's.
Mac Gifford : Yeah? Well, you should know he's not here.
Michael Knight : I do, that's why I am. Used to work out with him, I'm looking for a new martial arts club to join.
Mac Gifford : Well this is private, but just out of curiosity, what belt are you?
Michael Knight : Put it this way - I've beaten a Takishi.
Mac Gifford : A Hammer Hawk? To my knowledge they died out years ago. And from what I've heard, bragging wasn't part of the Takishi code. You had to withstand a test of raw nerve to even be considered.
Michael Knight : [Sneering] Try me.
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Mac Gifford : [Giving Vanessa a massage] I'm gonna make that call. I'll be right back.
[Leaves the room, then Michael enters who resumes the massage]
Dr. Vanessa Sutton : [Unable to see Michael] Oh, that was fast.
[Moaning]
Dr. Vanessa Sutton : Ohhh... I never thought you could be so tender. Careful... I'm beginning to visualize more than 'tension leaving my body.' I can't wait to return the favor.
Michael Knight : [Grinning] Me neither!