- Michael Knight: Devon, if I meet a young woman I want her to whisper sweet nothings in my ear, not crisis involving military hardware.
- Michael Knight: Alright, it's no use announcing our presence, I got a few other moves to put on Mr. Quincy.
- K.I.T.T.: No more try outs for the swim team I hope?
- Michael Knight: No way, pal!
- Michael Knight: [having been interrupted while kissing Amy] I'm sorry, duty calls.
- Amy Lowell: That's ok, we'll just have to get to adolescence and maturity later.
- Michael Knight: Count on it.
- Bonnie Barstow: If this works, I'm gonna put sorcery on my resumé.
- Michael Knight: You've always been a magician to me.
- Michael Knight: [capturing bad guy] You're not much, but you're the only birthday present I got... Except for the cupcake