The L Word (TV Series)
Labia Majora (2006)
Laurel Holloman: Tina Kennard
Quotes
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Social Worker : What about men?
Bette Porter : [surprised] Men?
Tina Kennard : You do know that we're lesbians, right?
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Carmen de la Pica Morales : [about Kit's menopause] You are still going to be doing the hanky panky until the cows come home. Okay? Okay.
Alice : I sense there are some happy projections in there. Feel better!
Bette Porter : Deep the chip?
Tina Kennard : Bang the box!
[laughs]
Carmen de la Pica Morales : Sweep out the chimney
Shane McCutcheon : Stress that leather
Alice : Bump the uglies.
Carmen de la Pica Morales : Do the ugly dip-a-duh.
Bette Porter : Shake the sheets.
Alice : Crack an egg.
Bette Porter : Get some skank on the hank. A little bank.
[everyone laughs]
Alice : Ride the baloney-pony.
Kit Porter : Give my dog a bone.
[laughing]
Tina Kennard : Suck the oyster baby.
Carmen de la Pica Morales : Put some beef in your taco!
[everyone laughs]
Shane McCutcheon : Bite that beef buster get town.
Carmen de la Pica Morales : That was so sexy. Oh, I'm so glad you said that one.
[everyone laughs]
Kit Porter : Try the lip between the hips.
Shane McCutcheon : Fur the monkey.
Tina Kennard : Feed the oyster.
Alice : Skinny biscuit.
Shane McCutcheon : Cooter and cherry pie. Oh, what about the hot cha?
Carmen de la Pica Morales : Hairy goblin.
Carmen de la Pica Morales : Fuck it in the grand cannon.
Kit Porter : Oh, here's another one. Fish Taco.
Shane McCutcheon : Oh, I got to go with cream collector.
[listen to the end, there's too many to name already]