L.A. Law (TV Series)
Beauty and Obese (1988)
Bever-Leigh Banfield: Gina Westland
Quotes
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Jonathan Rollins : [on TV] No, no Gina. That just they way they are.
Gina Westland : It's sounds like they're incompetent.
Jonathan Rollins : No, not incompetent, just amusing. We have one partner I won't mention names but... it's Brackman! He keeps having extramarital affairs. He even slept with his female bailiff when he was a small claims court judge.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : [watching on the TV] Oh, God! OH, GOD!
Jonathan Rollins : [on the TV] And our divorce lawyer Arnold Becker beds down with around 90% of his female clients.
Arnie Becker : [watching the TV] Son of a bitch!
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : He's fired!
Jonathan Rollins : [on TV] And we have two partners, Ann Kelsey and Stuart Markowitz, that sleep with each other.
Gina Westland : Come on!
Jonathan Rollins : They are married, but I heard it was a shotgun wedding.
Ann Kelsey : That bastard!
Stuart Markowitz : I'll kill him!
Jonathan Rollins : [on TV] But you know what really gets me? It's that none of them... NONE of them can tell the difference between a live broadcast... and a videotaped gag. Gotcha!
Arnie Becker : What the...?
Jonathan Rollins : [on the TV to the lawyers] I know I got you!
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Gina Westland : [On TV] With us this morning are Brad Sanford, Rosalie Baskin, and Jonathan Rollins, recently cited in Southland Magazine as the hottest young lawyers in Los Angeles. Good morning and welcome.
Brad Sanford : Good morning.
Jonathan Rollins : Good morning.
Rosalie Baskin : Hi.
Abby Perkins : [Watching TV] You're looking good, Jonathan.
Arnie Becker : Great suit.
Roxanne Melman : He looks great.