L.A. Law (TV Series)
Beauty and Obese (1988)
Alan Rachins: Douglas Brackman, Jr.
Quotes
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Jonathan Rollins : [on TV] No, no Gina. That just they way they are.
Gina Westland : It's sounds like they're incompetent.
Jonathan Rollins : No, not incompetent, just amusing. We have one partner I won't mention names but... it's Brackman! He keeps having extramarital affairs. He even slept with his female bailiff when he was a small claims court judge.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : [watching on the TV] Oh, God! OH, GOD!
Jonathan Rollins : [on the TV] And our divorce lawyer Arnold Becker beds down with around 90% of his female clients.
Arnie Becker : [watching the TV] Son of a bitch!
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : He's fired!
Jonathan Rollins : [on TV] And we have two partners, Ann Kelsey and Stuart Markowitz, that sleep with each other.
Gina Westland : Come on!
Jonathan Rollins : They are married, but I heard it was a shotgun wedding.
Ann Kelsey : That bastard!
Stuart Markowitz : I'll kill him!
Jonathan Rollins : [on TV] But you know what really gets me? It's that none of them... NONE of them can tell the difference between a live broadcast... and a videotaped gag. Gotcha!
Arnie Becker : What the...?
Jonathan Rollins : [on the TV to the lawyers] I know I got you!