L.A. Law (TV Series)
Hand Roll Express (1988)
Charley Lang: Robert Alden
Quotes
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Ann Kelsey : Stuart, don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?
Stuart Markowitz : How would you feel if I told you your diamond engagement ring was bought with stolen money?
Ann Kelsey : It's not the same thing.
Stuart Markowitz : How is it different, Ann?
Ann Kelsey : I don't know.
Stuart Markowitz : I just wish we could purge ourselves of this something.
Robert Alden : [the Yuppie Bandit approaches] Excuse me. Have you got the time?
Stuart Markowitz : Yeah. It's 10:30.
Robert Alden : Oh, nice watch.
Stuart Markowitz : Thanks.
Robert Alden : Can I have it?
Stuart Markowitz : What?
Robert Alden : [Pointing the gun] It's stick-up time.
Ann Kelsey : Stuart.
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[last lines]
Robert Alden : Hand it over. Watch, rings, money, come on.
[Stuart hand over his Rolex Watch and his ring]
Robert Alden : You, too, Miss.
Stuart Markowitz : Do as he says, Ann.
[Ann handing in her purse, her diamond ring, but keep her wedding ring]
Ann Kelsey : Can I keep my wedding ring?
Robert Alden : Well, in consideration of the watch and the diamond ring, what the hell. Okay.
[Ann put her wedding ring back in her finger]
Robert Alden : Hey, aren't you going to say thank you?
Ann Kelsey : Thank you.
Robert Alden : Okay. Attorneys, right? Well, you folks have a nice evening.
[a car approaches with tires screeching and the yuppie bandit heads to the getaway car and gets away. Ann Kelsey and Stuart Markowitz are beside themselves having been mugged. Two of them having been robbed in the evening]
Ann Kelsey : You wanted a purge? You got a purge.
Stuart Markowitz : Purge? I just purged my shorts.