- Hank Kingsley: Take care of your team, your trumpets and uh... Queen Mom and shove'em up your jolly old rectum.
- [last lines]
- Larry Sanders: Honey, I'm really sor...
- Phil: You know, this is really good cheese.
- Larry Sanders: Where is she?
- Phil: She left 20 minutes ago.
- Larry Sanders: She did? Are you kiddin'?
- Phil: No, do you want some wine?
- Larry Sanders: No, I gotta go home.
- Larry Sanders: Was she upset?
- Phil: What do you think?
- Larry Sanders: Maybe I'll have a glass of wine.