The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
Hank's Night in the Sun (1994)
Jeffrey Tambor: Hank Kingsley
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Quotes
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Hank Kingsley : Hey hey, I saved your asses last night and this is the fucking grattitude I get?
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Hank Kingsley : Don't adjust your vertical, don't adjust your horizontal, there's nothing wrong with your set, it is me again.
[minor laughs from the audience]
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Hank Kingsley : Oh man, I'm tired. Now I know why Larry is so fucked up.
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Hank Kingsley : It's not Larry who is sick, it's me! It's me. I am very sick. I am sicko. I'm so fucking sick. But... I'm finally where I belong.
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Hank Kingsley : See, that's interesting because I told our head writer that that was a little uh... off, but he's such a hopeless retard that...
[boos from audience]
Hank Kingsley : Easy now.
[someone in the audience yells "You suck!". Hank doesn't know how to react]
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Phil : [explaining his joke] ... and socks have something to do with that decision.
Hank Kingsley : It's not funny.
Phil : I beg your pardon?
Hank Kingsley : What word you have trouble with? Do you understand "not"? That's confortable for you?
Phil : Yeah.
Hank Kingsley : And "funny", you heard of that?
Phil : Hmm hmm.
Hank Kingsley : This doesn't work. You see, socks have something to do with *that* decision, see now I'm laughing.
Phil : Well, laugh louds seem to cover for the rest of us.
Hank Kingsley : Hey, hey, do you like your job?
Phil : No.
Hank Kingsley : [astonished] Well, watch it! You may go.
Phil : [sarcastic] Oh may I? Thank you! C'mon Sid.
Hank Kingsley : Watch it, asshole.
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Hank Kingsley : Artie, would you talk to this woman?
Beverly Barnes : Oh Beverly, thank you!