The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Hank's Sex Tape (1995)

Garry Shandling: Larry Sanders

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Quotes 

• Larry Sanders : Who writes this shit?

  Arthur : Network publicists. They think this kind of crap is clever.

• Hank Kingsley : Sex is not a dirty thing. Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

  Larry Sanders : To quote our president.

• Larry Sanders : Is it just me or is Hank really hung?

  Arthur : Well, the camera adds ten pounds.

• Larry Sanders : CBS fired Connie Chung from the Evening News...

  [crowd applauses] 

  Larry Sanders : We are Connie Chung fans here at the Larry Sanders Show, she's on the show often. And it was unfortunate that they had to get rid of Connie Chung because she insisted that her sign-off line on the CBS Evening News was "I do you a long time Joe".

  [bursts into laughter] 

  Larry Sanders : You know, "I do you a long time, Joe". I so rarely laugh at my stuff that I'm overjoyed. Something stroke me funny.

• [last lines] 

  Hank Kingsley : Hey, what do you think?

  Larry Sanders : Good. I wish that was me. Who do you have to fuck to get this?

• Larry Sanders : [to Hank]  You don't talk to me when Anita Baker is singing because then it won't look like I'm listening.

  Arthur : Hank was just scatting but next thing, shut the fuck up!

  Larry Sanders : Thank you.