- Larry Sanders: He fucked her.
- Arthur: Oh God! Rehearsal is over! Phil, get out of here. You didn't see anything, you didn't hear nothing, scram.
- Phil: I can't believe that Hank drilled Jeannie.
- Arthur: Get outta here! No, this way!
- Hank Kingsley: I should have seen the whole thing. It was obvious, she dug me.
- Larry Sanders: You're a talentless fat fuck, you know that?
- Hank Kingsley: Wow. I'm sorry?
- Larry Sanders: I'm sorry. Did I say talentless fat fuck? I meant uh... sidekick.
- Arthur: Sweetheart, baby, you're trying to ruin as all? Our jobs depend on Larry being just so much better than the other guy.
- Hank Kingsley: I don't know why I did it.
- Arthur: I get that but why did you tell him?
- Hank Kingsley: I couldn't help it, he was looking at me.
- Arthur: Goddamn you.
- Hank Kingsley: What should I do, Artie?
- Arthur: First, you don't ever go within a mile of Jeannie. Never. Ever.
- Hank Kingsley: Never, never.
- Arthur: Ever!
- Hank Kingsley: Ever, ever.
- Arthur: Second, don't say another word to Larry. Okay? I mean it, Hank. Don't bring it up, don't apologize. I'll take care of it.
- Hank Kingsley: Thanks, Artie.
- Arthur: Oh shut the fuck up!
- Hank Kingsley: Yes, sir.