- Darlene Chapinni: Hi.
- Phil: Hey. So uh... you're a lesbian.
- Darlene Chapinni: Excuse me?
- Phil: Kind of makes sense, you know. Lots of stuff we went through... makes sense now. I only wish you could told me yourself instead of hearing from Paula.
- Darlene Chapinni: Paula told you I was a lesbian?
- Phil: Oh and by the way, I think Larry's gonna be really pissed if he finds out you're seeing Beverly.
- [last lines]
- Larry Sanders: Can you imagine Darlene with another woman?
- [Hank, Arthur and Larry exchange amusing glances at each other, possibly imagining what Larry just asked]