The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

The Roast (1997)

Carl Reiner: Carl Reiner

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Quotes 

• Arthur : Hank, we gotta bump you, buddy.

  Hank Kingsley : Oh why?

  Arthur : It's going way over, you know. I'm sorry sweetie. That's the way it is.

  Hank Kingsley : No way, no way, I mean I had to sit through their bullshit.

  Arthur : Keep your voice down, will ya?

  Hank Kingsley : No, I won't. You can bump me, you can bump me from the show but you can't shut me up. Oh man, fuck, fuck you Artie. Just fuck you, man.

  Arthur : Fuck me? Fuck you! You better calm down right now or I'll take you down.

  Hank Kingsley : Oh big man, big man with the threat. What you're gonna do? Why don't you take a swing at me?

  Arthur : Hank, I'm not gonna do that.

  Hank Kingsley : C'mon, you pussy. What don't you do it? C'mon. C'mon, big man. Go ahead big man.

  Arthur : Don't you push me.

  Hank Kingsley : C'mon, c'mon...

  Arthur : Listen... listen to me right now. You behave yourself or I'm gonna snap your neck like a butterbee.

  Hank Kingsley : Oh don't hurt me.

  [Arthur grabs Hank by his neck in front of the crowd] 

  Carl Reiner : That's Hank... Hank and Artie doing their mating dance.