- [Dana Barry and a Cowboy are having sex in an elevator]
- Danny McCoy: [outside of the elevator] I'm sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Barry, but there's a camera directly over you. We can see what you're doing.
- Dana Barry: I know.
- Danny McCoy: I'm sorry, but I'm in kind of a pickle.
- Mary Connell: Oh, you and your pickle are in a pickle, all right.
- [Ed catches his daughter in bed with Danny]
- Delinda Deline: Hi, Daddy.
- Danny McCoy: [voice-over] Daddy?
- Ed Deline: [to his men] Out.
- Danny McCoy: [voice-over] Welcome to the worst day of my life.
- Ed Deline: Welcome to the family.
- Danny McCoy: What?
- Ed Deline: If I catch you looking at another girl, take a poison pill, 'cause I'll kill ya.
- Ed Deline: Hey, uh, you're not, uh...
- Danny McCoy: No, no, I swear.
- Samantha 'Sam' Jane Marquez: Don't worry, the only one he's doing is your daughter.