Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
The Second Husband and the Showgirls (2003)
Stephen Lewis: Smiler
Quotes
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[first lines]
Billy : I realize it's not easy to tell, but is Smiler looking more miserable than usual?
Tom : He's looking for love.
Billy : Have you thought of getting married instead? With a face like that it's much more suitable.
Smiler : I've been married. She left me.
Tom : I expect she couldn't stand the excitement.
Smiler : She shoulda said. I coulda lowered me sparkle a bit.
Billy : Maybe it's nothing personal, Smiler. Maybe she thought tha were dead.
Smiler : Live enough for the right person. I don't want anything flash.
Billy : Well, that's just as well because I don't think tha's going to get anything flash.
Tom : Have you any experience of flash?
Smiler : I play the mouth organ.
Tom : Only sadly.
Smiler : I like sadly.
Billy : Ai. Enough. If I want depressing it's available at 'ome, in all sizes. My lass and her sister keep a full range.