Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)

The Obstacle Course (1978)

Mickey Deems: Capt. Schmidt

Quotes 

• Capt. Schmidt : I told you this was a bad idea, Schmidt, dames should stay barefoot and pregnant.

  Laverne DeFazio : Barefoot and pregnant huh?

  [hands him hers and Shirley's purses] 

  Laverne DeFazio : I'll show you barefoot and pregnant!

  [runs the entire obstacle course in 37 seconds]