- Laverne DeFazio: [after telling everyone there is a spy in the brewery, but nobody believes her] Nobody believes me.
- Lenny Kosnowski: Wrong.
- Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman: We believes you, Laverne.
- Lenny Kosnowski: That's right, there are spies everywhere Laverne, from Russia behind the iron drapes.
- Shirley Feeney: You know something boys, I think when God was handing out brains, he mistook you two for a couple of cactus.
- Lenny Kosnowski: An honest mistake.