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7/10
Serena's Last Stand Could Have Been Better
HotRedTiger31622 October 2006
I loved this episode as I have all other Law and Order episodes over the past seven or eight years.

With this last episode involving Serena prosecuting this specific case, she ran into a very serious ethical dilemma regarding her position as a prosecutor. But I don't understand what the crime is in finding evidence or suspecting that a criminal defendant may not be culpable for the crime he was charged with.

Why couldn't Serena have tried harder to convince Jack and Arthur that she could find the person who really committed the murder through the guy they thought they had pegged as their perp? It's beyond me.

At any rate, Serena ended up getting fired by Branch for essentially doing her job -- zealously representing the State of New York by trying to find the true killer in this specific case.

What I found especially lame was how Serena suddenly suspected that Branch and McCoy discovered she was a lesbian long before she admitted it out of the blue. Whaaaaat the hell was that woman thinking? I can understand where some people come from by becoming briefly irrational and using their emotions over their common sense when faced with a major life change, and there isn't one person out there who hasn't gone through a similar dilemma. Still, I think Serena could have gone out far better than she did.

Who knows? Serena Southerlyn may not have gone as quietly as some people think she has. When Branch lectured her implicitly about being more cut out to be a defense attorney than a prosecutor, she may very well take that to heart and become one.

If Wolf and the other producers of the show were to invite Rohm back as a special guest star, she would make a great foil against McCoy in any event that cases involving her clients are prosecuted by him. As a former ADA and having worked with McCoy, she knows all his strengths and weaknesses. Plus, if she is the type of attorney who will represent a client she KNOWS is absolutely innocent, she will fight tooth and nail to bury her former supervisor in court.

Again, Law and Order can do so much more with characters like the one Rohm portrayed over the past four or five years she co-starred on the show.
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8/10
Out Of Right Field
dgz789 July 2008
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Good episode - but at the end when Serena is fired, she asks whether it was because she is a lesbian! Really - where the hell did that come from? In any previous episode was there ever a word spoken about her being a lesbian? Was it ever whispered? Was it ever hinted? She could have been a martian dressing up each morning before going to work as a lawyer for all we knew about her sexual orientation. She could have been a dude for all we knew. This had to be the most gratuitous use of homosexuality in any script, TV, movie play, 7th grade short story writing class - whatever. That wasn't just out of right field - it was from the moon.

If something got edited from the final version of this episode explaining the lesbian question, then I apologize the whoever wrote that line. If not, they deserve to sit in a jail cell for 50 years with only Jackie Collins novels and Hillary Clinton autobiographies to read.
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6/10
Serena goes with a bang
bkoganbing24 August 2012
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This final episode for Elisabeth Rohn on Law And Order had her leave with a bang. Not like George Dzundza or Annie Parisse did being killed, but she went being given the sack by Fred Dalton Thompson as an Assistant District Attorney.

This was not an abrupt departure. There were several episodes where she and Thompson clashed on cases with Sam Waterston refereeing at times. This was the ultimate though she acted almost as a defense attorney for the accused. That he happened to be innocent is irrelevant. Personally I think Rohm as Serena Southerlyn showed some really high ethical standards.

A rap producer is killed and some young hip hop artist is arrested. But Sean Nelson true to the hip hop code was there and won't rat out the friend who really did the job. Other than Rohm the best performance in the episode is by Jade Yorker as the friend. He was one coldblooded piece of work.

That climatic scene with Thompson where Rohm reveals her lesbianism was dramatic and well played. I thought for sure that Rohm would come back as a defense attorney the way Carey Lowell and Richard Brooks have was surely in the offing. I really hope the Law And Order producers put that episode(s) together and offer Elisabeth Rohm whatever to come back.

I'd love to see Serena Southerlyn at the defense table where apparently she really belonged.
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is it because I'm a lesbian
marissam347 September 2009
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At first this question seems so far out of left field, it makes you wonder if something were left on the editing floor. You can watch this episode multiple times and still wonder why she she asked "Is it because I'm a lesbian?" I did not see the episode when it first aired but I recall a gay friend of mine being completely surprised by this comment. He was like, "What there is a gay character on a popular television show? Who knew?" Some 4+ years later, I finally see how this connects. Two things we know to be true - 1) L+O rarely delves into the character's personal lives and 2)each episode of L+O stand on its own. To make sense of, "is it b/c Im a lesbian?" I refer you to the "Married with Children" episode which 1st aired in Feb 2004. It is in that episode about a lesbian couple that Serena first reveals her sexual orientation.

Now, you know the rest of the story.
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8/10
He doesn't have to answer to anybody except Uncle Sam about that.
Mrpalli7715 December 2017
A renowned DJ didn't show up at an award ceremony. His limo driver went to his studio only to find he was shot dead. The victim was killed by a bullet in the chest and police found an empty soda bottle by the crime scene, used by the shooter as a silencer. Forensics pointed out there must have been two people at the crime scene, the killer and another man who tried to revive the victim. Detective at first chased his bodyguard (Al Sapienza), a former undercover cop, whose wife had an affair with the DJ. Even if his alibi was not so strong, they led the investigation inside the hip-hop world: the victim was about to produce a new single together with a young rapper. Fontana and Green, after listening to some rhymes in a CD, realized the rapper had to know something: they obtained a warrant and they found gunpowder on his shoes. During trial, another rapper with several priors took the fall and all the prosecution became more and more complicated...

This is the last episode of Serena Southerlyn; she is fired by Branch for being too symphatetic towards defendants. She admitted to be a lesbian much to the audience disapproval.
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10/10
You don't get it, you must be foreign!
msginchygirl28 August 2008
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This was one of the most provocative episodes I've ever watched. Serena asked, "Is this because I'm a lesbian", suggesting that they ALREADY knew she was a lesbian and she was simply asking if she was being fired because of that reason and not any other. Some people try to read between the lines but the lines here were completely obvious to anyone who speaks the Kings English. They knew about her and she was asking if her being fired was because of her sexual orientation. She wasn't asking out of the blue as if they didn't know, the question was posed in a way that signified they ALREADY knew. I think that in a case where someone who has an alternative lifestyle might be inclined to think that they were being punished because of that lifestyle and not the job they were or wern't performing, but that was not the case in this episode as indicated in the response by Arthur Branch. Watch the episode again and see for yourself. It's pretty clear.
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7/10
Serena's Big Reveal is a "SELL-OUT"
rbkjr13 May 2019
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Just 2 wait until the end of her last episode for Serena (Rebecca Rohm) 2 reveal after being fired by D.A. Branch (Fred Thompson) because they didn't see "eye to eye" on the mission of being a Prosecutor, especially 4 the Dist. Attorney's Office which was about CRACKING DOWN ON CRIME & not being a sympathetic bystander at times--like Serena believed was possible. So that was the excuse for D.A. Branch to FIRE Serena...where she asked "it's not because I'm a Lesbian, Right?" & Branch says "No, of course not." Serena's lackluster retort was "Okay, Good.---Good." Fade to Black! What a terrible ending & least thought out excuse 2 write someone off the show...when it was NEVER revealed in all the seasons & episodes Rebecca Rohm played as ADA Serena Southerlyn that she was Gay. ARE U KIDDING--the writers couldn't come up w/ a better idea or just didn't care enough since it was basically a "throw-away line" & had no Special Significance. Who in the world would answer the way she did almost w/ NO REGARD or CONVICTION 2 her position--saying "Okay, Good---Good." That was it...Bye-Bye!
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7/10
Liked it but not loved it
TheLittleSongbird27 July 2022
"Ain't No Love" was very memorable on first watch, but not always in a good way. It is most notable for being the last appearance of Serena Southerlyn (a maligned character for good reason), who never did anything for me as a character and neither did Elisabeth Rohm playing her. It is also notable for having what came over on first watch one of the worst exits of any 'Law and Order' franchise lead character, one that is going leave one cringing in their seats with embarrassment.

My generally quite positive but not loved it feelings for "Ain't No Love" still stand up today for pretty much the same reasons on both good and not so good. Actually thought that much of "Ain't No Love" was great with many note-worthy things, despite a couple of big hiccups, but Southerlyn's character writing and the ending are so bad (and notoriously so within the fandom just to say) that they drag the episode down significantly.

Beginning with the good, the production values are typically slick with the right amount of grit, nothing is too fancy or too gimmicky. Nor is anything too static, drab or garish. The music is not too constant or emotionally manipulative, meanig not over-emphasising the emotion to make one think that's how we should be feeling. The direction is accommodating but also has pulse. The acting on the whole is fine, especially from Sam Waterston and the supporting cast. Jade Yorker's bone chilling performance is one that is difficult to forget.

The writing is intelligent and lean on the whole, apart from one cringe worthy line, and the story when it picks up is absorbing and not too simple or too complicated. It doesn't sugar coat the subject without being heavy handed. The moral dilemmas of the case are handled well.

Southerlyn comes over as inept here though, almost as if the writers also hated Southerlyn and had given up on her, and Elisabeth Rohm's acting has no life to it. Her delivery at the end has absolutely nothing to it, have never heard asking for a reason for a firing being said so flatly.

It is most let down by the abrupt and out of nowhere ending and the single worst line of the show (the thing that Southerlyn is most remembered for by a lot of fans), one that is facepalm worthy. Will admit though that there were hints of her sexuality in previous episodes but there was something about the way the exit was written that felt very indifferent and abrupt.

Overall, great for most of it but let down by the ending primarily. 7/10.
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2/10
So NOW she's a lesbian?!
lifeisgood11016 February 2022
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As most of the other reviews mention, Serena asks at the end of the episode if she was fired because she was a lesbian. What other reviews DON'T tell you is that it's not just out of left field, but it's contrary to all the times she talks about men she's dated: "A guy I went out with once..." or talking about her prom night, etc. That line was so overly forced.
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Not completely out of left field
waynealanblood14 May 2010
I'm the first to admit that Serena's frank question at her exit interview (in the initial airing) was a big "Whaaaaat?" moment, and all the TV reviewers shared my puzzlement at the seemingly out-of-context question. HOWEVER, watching episodes in reruns, the question is NOT out of left field. Serena played her sexuality close to the vest, but her apparent discomfort as a prosecutor in civil rights (and more notably in cases regarding gay rights cases) is very apparent in many episodes leading up to her final episode. I agree that maybe the question she posed to DA Branch could have been hinted at with more clarity, BUT the dramatic reality was that her firing had less to do with her sexuality, than her core belief system. As the modern adage says; Hindsight is 20/20.
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4/10
Is It Because I Can't Act?
pengel-117 November 2023
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Instead of saying "Lord, No" to whether he was firing Serena because she's a lesbian, I really wish Arthur Branch had said "no, its' because you can't act!" Given how ridiculous that moment was, how out of place would it have been?

Seriously, I've always wondered if L&O shows did their female casting based on how attractive Dick Wolf finds them. Certainly Mariska Hargitay matured into a powerful actress and a television icon. And in the ADA job, Jill Hennessey, Carey Lowell, and Angie Harmon while all eye candy were good actresses, or matured into being good with time.

I've seen Elisabeth Rohm on other shows and in movies since L&O, and the only thing I can say is she's more animated than Tori Spelling.
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