- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [taking Martha's shoes to check for blood] Don't worry, we're going to return them.
- Martha Taylor: After you ruin them.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Hey lady, we're not going to be wearing them.
- Detective Ed Green: [reading complaints Martha Taylor filed against her tenants] Claimed the tenant left a stale cake and used tea bags on her doorstep.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Oh, call in the SWAT Team.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [serving a search warrant] After we take a look around here, we're gonna need to get into your apartment.
- Martha Taylor: This is outrageous.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [a little too eagerly] I know. But still.
- Dr. Elizabeth Rodgers: [on what blade made the stab wounds] Probably pinking shears.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: I'm not even going to ask what pinking is.