- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Neighbors said this used to be home to one of those flat screen TVs.
- Detective Ed Green: Man, those things go for like 6 grand!
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: For 6 grand, it should make coffee and do the dishes.
- [last lines]
- D.A. Arthur Branch: Well, you won the kewpie doll. Toss one pitch, knock over two bottles.
- A.D.A. Serena Southerlyn: Don't you mean tossed one illegal pitch?
- D.A. Arthur Branch: Well, Bob Gibson made the Hall of Fame throwing a spitball. "Rules or no rules," he said, "pitchers are gonna throw spitters. It's a matter of survival."
- Jack McCoy: Why doesn't that comfort me?