Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Angels (2002)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

Quotes 

• Tony Damon : I swear I'm not one of them! I was just in it for the money!

  Det. Elliot Stabler : Which the Feds are gonna take away from you while you're sitting on death row for slicing up Bret Jansen.

  Tony Damon : What? I had nothing to do with that!

  John Munch : That's funny because somebody did to him exactly what he joked about doing to you.

  Tony Damon : That rat bastard.

  John Munch : Gotta be more specific. There's a lot of 'em running around in this case.

• Tony Damon : [while Munch is undercover at Damon's travel agency]  When would you like to travel, Mr. Blackmum? Or is there another name you'd like to use?

  John Munch : As a matter of fact, there is. John Munch, but you can call me Detective.

• Tony Damon : So what's this conspiracy that you're charging me with?

  John Munch : Facilitating the rape of children in foreign countries.

  Tony Damon : There's no state law against that.

  Det. Elliot Stabler : Federal law. We turn our tape over to the U.S. Attorney, you're toast.

  Tony Damon : Federal statutes require proof of a sex act. That means they need a victim. Where they gonna find one?

  John Munch : No wonder this guy doesn't need a lawyer. He's got the law memorized with all his other NAMBLA buddies.

  Tony Damon : NAMBLA? I'm not one of those freaks.

  Det. Elliot Stabler : How many boys they pass around to you?

  Tony Damon : I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

  [Stabler throws Damon against the wall and roughs him up a little] 

  Det. Elliot Stabler : You think I am some dumb cop?

  Tony Damon : I had nothing to...

  [Stabler cuts him off with a jab to the gut] 

  John Munch : Elliot!

  Det. Elliot Stabler : Think you're smarter than me?

  Tony Damon : I need a doctor!

  Det. Elliot Stabler : You're gonna need a morgue, pal!

• John Munch : [after Bret Jansen is discovered murdered in his bed]  Sleep tight, Mr. Jansen.

• Dr. George Huang : [about NAMBLA]  They're pedophiles who claim they can help boys as young as three discover their sexuality in a non-threatening, nurturing way.

  John Munch : And they hide behind the First Amendment to spew that crap, but they operate in cells like Al-Qaeda so one group can't finger another.

• Perp : I am telling you, I would never do two men and a boy!

  John Munch : Prove it! Take your shirt off!