Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Care (2001)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

Quotes 

• Fin Tutuola : Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?

  John Munch : Takes me back to the Easter egg hunts of my youth.

  Fin Tutuola : You're Jewish, your parents hid eggs?

  John Munch : My point exactly, all those futile hours of searching.

• Fin Tutuola : Now if you were still a bright eyed little kid, what would that look like to you?

  John Munch : A death trap.

  Fin Tutuola : You're pathetic; that's the coolest fort ever.

  John Munch : You had a traumatic childhood too, huh Sherlock?

• John Munch : [while Fin and Munch are playing video games]  Damn it!

  Fin Tutuola : Pathetic. Give me that. Show you how to do this.

  Donald Cragen : Maybe we should rethink the squad room video arcade.

• Alexandra Cabot : Who died?

  Elliot Stabler : Dorothy Rudd.

  Alexandra Cabot : Please tell me you're kidding.

  John Munch : Just got a call from Rikers. Massive heart attack.

  Fin Tutuola : Bitch didn't even suffer.

• [Fin finds a knife] 

  Fin Tutuola : Do you think this is sharp enough to cut a lop of hair?

  John Munch : Well if it is, you win the chocolate bunny.