- ADA Casey Novak: I just set a world record getting these search warrants, not to mention risking my life to interrupt Judge Terhune's poker game... again!
- Detective John Munch: Oh poor baby, I haven't slept in 40 hours.
- Humphrey Becker: [Elliot drags Humphrey into the hall] No! Where're you taking me?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: MY game room!
- [to Olivia]
- Detective Elliot Stabler: The closet!
- Humphrey Becker: NO! Don't put me in there!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [Olivia breaks the light bulb] Let's see how YOU like being left in the dark!
- Detective Olivia Benson: [they close him in] It's just a game, Humphrey!
- Dr. George Huang: I know why you didn't rape those women, it would be like having sex with your mother.
- Humphrey Becker: What do you mean?
- Dr. George Huang: You targeted women who all had little boys. You told Jeanette she reminded you of your mother.
- Humphrey Becker: Oh please, with you people it's always the mother.
- Humphrey Becker: [to Elliot] They sent in another detective, you broke the rules!
- Dr. George Huang: I'm not a detective, I'm a doctor.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: These are all rejection letters.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Why would he put them up on his walls?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: He's insane?
- Humphrey Becker: [after Detective Elliot's cell phone goes off during his interrogation] Why detective, is that your phone vibrating or do you find me terribly exciting?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: He's got quite a book collection.
- Detective Olivia Benson: They're all mysteries. And he takes good care of 'em: humidifiers. Steals from libraries.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: And collects night lights.
- Detective Olivia Benson: A serial-killing kleptomaniac who's afraid of the dark.
- Ida Becker: I had such high hopes for him.
- Humphrey Becker: Well, it was nice visiting.
- Ida Becker: He was supposed to grow up to be somebody...
- Humphrey Becker: I'm sitting right here.
- Ida Becker: In a police station! Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is for me?
- Humphrey Becker: I did this for you, Ida. I'm finally going to be famous, just like you always wanted. Happy now?
- Ida Becker: You were never anything but trouble.
- Dr. George Huang: He was a difficult child?
- Ida Becker: You can't imagine.
- Humphrey Becker: Shut up, Ida.
- Ida Becker: I couldn't take him anywhere, not even my movies!
- Humphrey Becker: Shut up.
- Ida Becker: Soon as the lights went down, he'd throw a tantrum!
- Humphrey Becker: Stop it!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: He was afraid of the dark?
- Ida Becker: He was a crybaby.
- Humphrey Becker: Stop it!
- Ida Becker: He'd cry like a baby till they'd ask us to leave.
- Humphrey Becker: Oh, you sure in hell figured out a way to see 'em!
- Dr. George Huang: How did you manage that, Ida?
- Humphrey Becker: Never mind!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: I'd like to know.
- Ida Becker: What else could I do? I mean, I had to leave him at home.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Alone?
- Ida Becker: I made sure that he couldn't get in trouble.
- Humphrey Becker: Shut up, Ida!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: That's why you took the doors off. She locked you in the closet.
- Ida Becker: Well, you know, he might have hurt himself running around the house.
- Humphrey Becker: That's enough!
- Ida Becker: And it was only for two hours. But he'd get so worked up, he'd soil himself.
- Humphrey Becker: Shut up! Please! Shut up! Don't you ever shut up? Don't you ever shut up? I'll kill you, you bitch! You bitch!
- Ida Becker: You see how he treats his mother?