- Theodore Cleaver: Hey, Wally, when Chopper comes tomorrow, don't be mean to him.
- Wally Cleaver: Why should I be mean to him? I don't even know him. Hey, how come they call him 'Chopper', anyway?
- Theodore Cleaver: 'Cause his first name's Dryden.
- Wally Cleaver: Oh. No wonder they call him 'Chopper'. Hey, but how come you're so afraid I'm gonna be mean to him?
- Theodore Cleaver: Well, at camp I told him what a neat family we had, and how we're all happy and everything.
- Wally Cleaver: What did you go and make up all that junk for?
- Theodore Cleaver: We're happy, aren't we?
- Wally Cleaver: Well, yeah, I guess we're happy.
- Theodore Cleaver: That's good, 'cause sometimes I can't tell.
- June Cleaver: We're happy to have you with us, Chopper. Come on in.
- Chopper Cooper: Yeah, thanks. Say, uh, where's the old Beav anyways?
- Theodore Cleaver: [rushing down the stairs] Chopper! Chopper!
- Chopper Cooper: Hi, Beav!
- Theodore Cleaver: Hi, Chopper! Look, I got on my camp sweater, too! Neat, huh?
- [both boys are wearing shirts monogrammed 'Camp König']
- Chopper Cooper: Yeah, neat. Just like at camp. Hey, Beav, hows about we give 'em the old camp cheer?
- Theodore Cleaver: Sure.
- Chopper and Beaver together: [chanting in unison] We are from Camp König, from Camp König are we / K - O - omlet - N - I - G! Yaaaay!
- ['omlet' is obviously the boys' version of 'umlaut']