Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Blind Date Committee (1959)
Robert 'Rusty' Stevens: Larry Mondello
Quotes
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Larry Mondello : What's the matter with your brother, Beaver?
Theodore Cleaver : He's all messed up with girls. He can't get a blind date for one for a dance.
Larry Mondello : I know how it is. My sister has trouble gettin' dates for dances and stuff.
Theodore Cleaver : How come?
Larry Mondello : 'Cause she's homely.
Theodore Cleaver : Oh, that's right.
Larry Mondello : But my mother and father are always hollerin' at her.
Theodore Cleaver : Does that do any good?
Larry Mondello : Well, if they holler enough, she gets a cousin or somethin' to take her.
Larry Mondello : [later, Beaver and Larry are about to spy on Wally's blind date] Why does Wally want you to look at this girl?
Theodore Cleaver : 'Cause he's takin' her to the dance, and he wants to know what she looks like.
Larry Mondello : Oh. A fella once called me up and asked me what my sister looked like.
Theodore Cleaver : Did you tell him?
Larry Mondello : [horrified] *No!* She was sittin' right there!