- Wally Cleaver: [talking with Johnny Franklin about his Military School] That sure sounds swell. I bet you don't get to carry guns, though.
- Johnny Franklin: Why, sure we do.
- Theodore Cleaver: Can you shoot real bullets with 'em?
- Johnny Franklin: Well, the big guys have a rifle team. We drill with wooden guns.
- Wally Cleaver: Well, gee, what's the good of havin' a gun if you can't shoot it?
- Johnny Franklin: [he pauses to think] Well, if there was an invasion or something, you could hit guys with it.
- Johnny Franklin: [bragging about his Military School] We even have two guys from the regular Army to teach us the drillin'. And you know somethin' else? All our teachers are men. Well, except the nurse.
- Wally Cleaver: Oh, boy. All men teachers, huh?
- Theodore Cleaver: No lady teachers?
- Johnny Franklin: [proudly] Not a single one.
- Theodore Cleaver: You mean you don't have to wash?
- Johnny Franklin: Well sure, they make us wash. You get demerits if they find dirt on ya.
- Wally Cleaver: Gee, Beaver, you have to wash no matter where you go to school.
- Theodore Cleaver: [disappointed] Yeah, I guess so.