Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Teacher's Daughter (1961)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

Quotes 

• Wally Cleaver : Julie's not a creepy girl or anything.

  June Cleaver : Oh. Well, we know she's a very nice girl, Wally, or you wouldn't be holding hands with her.

  Wally Cleaver : Well, I wasn't exactly holding hands with her. I mean, uh, my hand was just kind of hanging there and, uh, she took it.

  Theodore Cleaver : Boy, if a girl ever took my hand, I'd slug her with the other one.

• Ward Cleaver : [Saturday night in the kitchen right after dinner]  What are you planning to do tonight, Beave?

  Theodore Cleaver : Well, I think I'll watch television tonight. There's more guys that get killed than any other night in the week.

• [Beaver has already done his homework and can't think of anything else to do, so he is singing absent-mindedly on his bed] 

  Theodore Cleaver : Alouette, gentle alouette. Alouette, gentle boomerang.