- June Cleaver: Hi, honey. How was the movie?
- Theodore Cleaver: It was OK.
- June Cleaver: You don't sound very enthused.
- Theodore Cleaver: No. Well, in the end the good guy got killed.
- June Cleaver: That seems to be the trend today: to kill off the good guys.
- Theodore Cleaver: Yeah, and the bad guy got the girl.
- June Cleaver: Well, that doesn't seem right.
- Theodore Cleaver: Oh, but it worked out OK. They both got jungle fever and croaked.
- June Cleaver: Well, it sounds like a very pleasant afternoon.
- Theodore Cleaver: Yeah, there was a lot of good dyin' in that movie.
- Theodore Cleaver: Hey Wally, how about drivin' me and Gilbert down to the malt shop?
- Wally Cleaver: Oh, gee, Beav, I don't have any money for gas. Anyway, it's only a couple of blocks.
- Theodore Cleaver: Well, I'll buy you a gallon of gas. It'll be worth 32 cents to ride around like big shots.
- June Cleaver: Eddie, would you care to stay for dinner? We're having roast beef.
- Eddie Haskell: Oh, no thank you Mrs. Cleaver. I must be getting home. We're having squab this evening.
- June Cleaver: [discussing the responsibilities of handling a credit card after Ward says many people can't] Well, yes, Ward, but our Wally is different.
- Ward Cleaver: Oh, now, June, you wanna watch that kind of thinking, I'm sure John Dillinger's mother said the same thing.