- June Cleaver: Wally, you know, I think you're a very nice young man.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Well, gee, Mom, it's real nice of you to think that, but, well, I wish you wouldn't go around sayin' it out loud.
- June Cleaver: Did everything go alright at school today, Beaver?
- Theodore Cleaver: Gee, Mom, I never know until report cards come out.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: [June has just stunned Wally by telling him that she's invited his "dream girl", whom he's only admired from afar, to go along on a family picnic] Well, I, uh, I think I gotta go up and clean my teeth now, or somethin'.
- June Cleaver: [to Ward] He didn't have very much to say, did he?
- Ward Cleaver: Caesar didn't have very much to say to Brutus, either, did he?
- Theodore Cleaver: [Beaver reveals his suspicions about the cause of Wally's unusual behavior:] It's a *girl*.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Well, what do you know about it?
- Theodore Cleaver: I heard Mom talking to Dad about it when you came home.
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: You shouldn't oughta listen when they're talkin'. What'd they say?