Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Wally's Glamour Girl (1960)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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Quotes 

• Ward Cleaver : Beaver, do you have any idea why Wally would make up a thing like this basketball practice?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : I guess it's because it isn't football season.

• [first lines] 

  June Cleaver : [the family is seated at the dinner table]  Beaver, you're storing food in your cheek there, like a squirrel.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Sure, Mom. By doing it this way, I get more mileage out of one mouthful.

• Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Did you stay for the whole dance?

  Wally Cleaver : Sure, I did.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Gee, I thought when that girl found out you were nothin', she might sock you or somethin'.

  Wally Cleaver : Nobody socked anybody. I had a real good time.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Ya did?

  Wally Cleaver : Sure. Everything turned out great, on account of she turned out to be a nothing, too.

• Ward Cleaver : [Wally has lied to his parents about having a basketball practice on Saturday night in order to get out of taking Kitty Bannerman to a dance and being exposed as a fraudulent playboy. The Cleavers found out he lied, but when questioned, Wally refused to come clean so Ward asks Beaver for help]  Beaver, do you have any idea why Wally would make up a thing like this basketball practice?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [Beaver knows why Wally lied but he is being a loyal little brother by not telling his parents]  I guess 'cause it isn't football season.