Less Than Perfect (TV Series)

Valentine's Day (2003)

Andrea Parker: Lydia Weston

Quotes 

• [It's Valentine's Day and the cafeteria shows it] 

  Kipp : Isn't there a single sausage patty that isn't shaped like a heart?

  Lydia : I know. Why does the cafeteria have to recognize this particular holiday? It's not like every Fourth of July they blow the food up.

• [the cafeteria is all decorated for Valentine's Day] 

  Claude Casey : Isn't it romantic? It's Valentine's Day.

  Lydia : [sarcastically]  Really?

• Lydia : If you're so damn smart why are you working for a florist?

• Kipp : Hey, is that Owen with a girl?

  Lydia : Oh my God, it is.

  [pause] 

  Lydia : Should we go and help her?

• Lydia : So, what, are you and your boyfriend doing something sickeningly sweet today?

  Claude Casey : Well, we would have, but Charlie had to drive his grandfather's El Camino down to Florida. But, he did send me a dozen beautiful red roses.

  Lydia : Yeah, well, I'm sure they came from one of I-95's *finer* rest-stops.