- Madame Vigée le Brun: My dear, I believe I am something of a trendsetter. Lose the wig, because, you see, we don't need it
- Colombine: Oh, I believe we do
- Madame Vigée le Brun: Trust me on this - long, flowing, natural locks, that's all the rage now. Can we try it?
- Colombine: Very well then... Bouffant!
- [Bouffant removes the wig, to reveal a bald head covered with clumps of hair]
- Madame Vigée le Brun: Oh dear! Have we had the pox?
- Lisette: No, just the mange
- Madame Vigée le Brun: Bloody... hell!
- Lisette: Shall I bring the bottle?
- Madame Vigée le Brun: Bring the barrel...