- Xev Bellringer: A love slave is especially skilled in the art of... pleasing a man.
- Uther de Glastonbury, formerly known as Nigel Bumsen: You're lucky. You got a good solid trade there, luv.
- Uther de Glastonbury, formerly known as Nigel Bumsen: In this life, I've only been a Druid for oooh, 'bout a hundred and sixty-eight moons. Before that I were Nigel Bumpsen from Bradford. I started out as a singer-drummer, or drummer-singer, in a rock and roll band, The Waterlouie Five. You could call it souped-up skiffle for Teddy Boys, actually, but we definitely had a bit of the ol' Mersey Magic. Especially on "Oh Candy, How Could You?" Great tune, that were.
- Stanley H. Tweedle: Will you please try to be a bit more positive about things?
- Kai: The dead are rarely positive about things.