Jackie Bradford: [to Jackie] Who do you keep calling?
Dino Whitman: No one.
Jackie Bradford: Oh, come on. You've been avoiding me all night on that stupid phone every time I see you.
Dino Whitman: Who's avoiding who? And maybe if you answered your phone every now and again, you could have told me you were having a party.
Jackie Bradford: Me? Me? You didn't tell me first. I had to hear at practice about the party.
Dino Whitman: Ben and Jonathan made me have one.
Jackie Bradford: What happened to a nice quiet evening just me and you talking?
Dino Whitman: I can't tell you right now.
Jackie Bradford: Oh, of course you can't. Right.
Dino Whitman: Not right now, but I will.
Jackie Bradford: Look, you were all over me. Jackie, let's do it. And as soon as I say okay, you start messing with my head.
Dino Whitman: Yeah, except you didn't say okay until after said I didn't want it. So who's messing with whose head?
Jackie Bradford: Because I thought I could trust you.That maybe we could tell each other everything. Guess I was stupid.
[walks down the stairs; turns to Dino]
Jackie Bradford: Oh and for the record, your supposed to act all weird and distant after you get the sex. Write it down so you don't forget.
Ben Connor: I'm a new man tonight. Anything with a pulse. You watch. Shy boy is dead.
Deborah Tynan: [about Jonathan] Time to kick some ass.
Ben Connor: You do kick some ass, don't you?
Deborah Tynan: Yeah, so quit the fat jokes or you're a dead man.
Christopher Flynn: [to Dino] Dude, I heard that like for every hot chick, there are like ten guys that can't stand her.
Ben Connor: This is so weird. I have never seen Dino cry.
Dino Whitman: I can't believe I'm crying in front of them. They're gonna think I'm such a wuss.
Jonathan Fields: Dino gives me a lot of crap, but I know if anyone ever did anything to me, he'd probably kill them. But I can never really do anything for him. Except now. Now I can actually make it better.
[to Dino and Ben]
Jonathan Fields: Tonight, I went to the hospital because I thought my penis was going to explode.