Little House on the Prairie (TV Series)

The In-laws (1980)

Eddie Quillan: Kavendish

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Quotes 

• Kavendish : Listen, if there was a shorter way to Sleepy Eye, why ain't there no road?

  Charles Ingalls : You sound like my wife.

  Kavendish : I'm surprised a man fellow like you could be married... to anybody with sense...

• Kavendish : By noon? Is that what he's been telling you?

  [laughs] 

  Almanzo James Wilder : What's funny?

  Kavendish : By noon, your father-in-law had us stuck in a bog in the middle of a prairie. And by 1:30, he had driven us on to a dead end! Some shortcut. He had to drive at least five miles back to the road!

  Mary Ingalls Kendall : I don't understand any o f this.

  Almanzo James Wilder : Well, I sure do. It means your Pa's treatin' us to supper instead of me. I think that I'm gonna have a nice big steak. The biggest one you got. Then I think I'm gonna have two eggs over easy. Then I'm gonna have a nice big side of mushrooms, and a nice green salad. And for dessert, a nice big piece of your peach pie.