Little House on the Prairie (TV Series)

The Spring Dance (1975)

Karen Grassle: Caroline Ingalls

Quotes 

• Laura Ingalls : We're having a Bible quiz in Sunday School

  Charles Ingalls : I'll ask you a few questions to see if you can answer them. Where do they mention baseball in the Bible?

  Laura Ingalls : Baseball? I didn't know they played baseball in the Bible.

  Charles Ingalls : Mm hm. Very first line in the book of Genesis. In the big inning...

  Caroline Ingalls : [admonishing tone]  Charles.

  Charles Ingalls : Let me try another one. Can you tell me what time of day God created Adam? Just before Eve.

  [Blank look] 

  Charles Ingalls : Just before Eve...

  [Still silence] 

  Charles Ingalls : I'm going outside to smoke my pipe.

  [They hold their laughter until after he leaves]