- Ethan Craft: I got an idea.
- Lizzie McGuire: [as animated version] That's something you don't hear very often!
- Miranda Sanchez: They're gonna think of her as a guy girl!
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: You know what? I don't think she cares what they think. And I think that's pretty cool.
- Thomas: I heard you wiped the floor with my boy Ethan.
- Ethan Craft: I just came over to give props to the new school record holder. Lizzie, I'd shake your hand, but I don't want you to break it.
- Lizzie McGuire: Don't worry, Ethan. I'm not gonna hurt you.
- Miranda Sanchez: Except for your pride.
- Lizzie McGuire: Miranda!
- Thomas: [to Ethan] Oh, you gonna take that?
- Ethan Craft: I'm up for a rematch, if the lady is.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Oh, that's a shocker. "Ooh, I lost to a girl, and now I have to reassert my male dominance and I have to beat her in front of all my friends."
- Ethan Craft: It's not like that, Gordon. 'Cause I don't know what that means.