Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Bob and Carol and Lois and Clark (1996)

Dean Cain: Clark Kent, Superman

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Quotes 

• Clark Kent : Well, you were right about Bob and Carol.

  Lois Lane : Yep, but you busted 'em, so we're even.

  [they kiss] 

• Superman : Deathstroke.

  Deathstroke : Superman.

  Lois Lane : Carol.

  Carol Stanford : Lois.

  Lois Lane : Bob.

  Deathstroke : [whispers to Carol]  She recognizes me!

  Carol Stanford : [whispers back]  I've always said that glasses weren't a good enough disguise.

• Lois Lane : Clark, there's a secret compartment behind this, come x-ray it, see what's inside.

  Clark Kent : What?

  Lois Lane : I saw through the front window. Bob was putting something away in there. Come on quick before they come back.

  Clark Kent : Why?

  Lois Lane : Because it's a secret compartment.

  Clark Kent : I don't go around x-raying everyone's secret compartments.

  Lois Lane : How many people do we know that actually have secret compartments? Good people I mean?

  Clark Kent : Honey we don't know that many people. And we won't if we go around x-raying everyone.

  [Conversation resumes after a short interruption] 

  Lois Lane : ...that's when it hit me. She likes the same books as me, the same food as me and why are they so eager to see us again, no one is that eager to see us again.

  Clark Kent : That's why you are suspicious Honey? Because someone likes us?

  Lois Lane : And when did they start liking us? When I started talking to Grant Gendell. And what do all the murder victims have in common? A link to Grant Gendell.

  Clark Kent : Relax alright?

  Lois Lane : There is something behind that wall, I saw it.

  Clark Kent : Okay they have a secret. We have a secret too.

  Lois Lane : They fit the profile, everything you told me about Deathstroke.

  Clark Kent : Think about it Lois, so do we. Now if Bob and Carol are the kind of friends we want to have we have to respect and honor their friendship. You don't really want me to do it do ya?

  Lois Lane : Well... maybe it's been so long since I've had a friend I forgot how.

• Lois Lane : [Superman flys in and lands by Lois]  Hey! Guess who just nabbed the interview of the century?

  Superman : Are you alright?

  Lois Lane : Well yeah. Were you out looking for me?

  Superman : Well...

  Lois Lane : Superman doesn't lie.

  Superman : Okay yes...

• Superman : I want you to rethink this interview.

  Lois Lane : Look I know what you are going to say it's going to be something very sensible and very...

  Superman : [interrupts]  true which is this. The second that you see Gendell in person you become a target. I don't know if I can stop him.

  Lois Lane : This is the interview of a lifetime.

  Superman : And I appreciate that.

  Lois Lane : Which is why I know you'll understand when I say, I have to do it.

  Superman : [Lets out a big sigh]  Then I guess we will have to find a way to stop Deathstroke by tomorrow at noon.

• Lois Lane : I just don't know why we're bothering.

  Clark Kent : I met him playing basketball. He said he had a nice wife, I said I have a nice wife.

  Lois Lane : Well you also have a wife who thinks it's impossible to find a couple where you like him and I like her and they like us and we like them... This kind of thing has just been one disaster after another for us, I know we are going to hate them.

  [after eating dinner with their new friends] 

  Clark Kent : So, how do you think it went?

  Lois Lane : They were nice.

  Clark Kent : But...

  Lois Lane : But everything in stages. Right now we are in possible friendship stage one.

• Clark Kent : Maybe we should have cancelled tonight. Maybe I should be off flying around looking for Deathstroke and you should call Dr Klein and see what's going on.

  Lois Lane : Clark this is how we got so isolated in the first place, we let our work run our lives. Now we just have to face the fact that we're both in high risk professions and we're the target of evil plots. And we're going to go have a nice dinner with our new friends.

  Clark Kent : Yeah, you're right.

  Lois Lane : Now we're not gonna let this make us crazy.

• Agent Pete Rawlins : What I'm about to tell you is off the record... for now.

  Clark Kent : Ok.

  Agent Pete Rawlins : Normally, we could handle this ourselves, but... You see anybody standing next to me?

  Clark Kent : No.

  Agent Pete Rawlins : That's because there isn't anybody. They fired my partner. They fired everybody's partner. Took away my car with all the cool stuff in it. Had an ejection seat, you know? A real one.

  Clark Kent : I'm real sorry about that Pete.

  Agent Pete Rawlins : Budget cuts.