Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Chip Off the Old Clark (1995)

Eddie Jones: Jonathan Kent

Quotes 

• Clark Kent : [Arrives home and sees his parents]  Boy, I must be in trouble if the cavalry is here.

  Martha Kent : Hi Sweetie. Are you okay?

  Clark Kent : Fine.

  Jonathan Kent : We never watch those tabloids shows... but The Smallville Press has turned its whole front page over to Superman's love child.

  Clark Kent : I do not have a love child.

  Martha Kent : Of course you don't.

  Jonathan Kent : It's an impossibility.

  Martha Kent : It's laughable really.

  Clark Kent : Laughable? You guys, come on. I have dated.

  Jonathan Kent : No, no what we mean is we raised you to be responsible. If anything like this did occur we know you'd live up to your obligations.

  Martha Kent : And if you say this woman is not the mother of your child she's not the mother of your child. It's just laughable.

  Jonathan Kent : How's Lois?

  Clark Kent : Not laughing.

  Martha Kent : Oh well of course she'd be bewildered by all of this you just have to expect that.

  Clark Kent : Well you know Lois, she wants an explanation for everything and the only explanation that I can give her on this whole thing is that I don't know.