Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Ordinary People (1995)

David Leisure: Spencer Spencer

Quotes 

• Spencer Spencer : You know, I was gonna kill you for all that crap you wrote about me, but I thought you might prefer an exciting career opportunity.

  Lois Lane : What do you mean?

  Spencer Spencer : You can be my sex slave.

  Lois Lane : Kill me.

  Spencer Spencer : I know, I know, the body. Maybe I shouldn't hide it in a box, maybe you imagine it worse than it is.

  Lois Lane : Maybe.

  Spencer Spencer : You couldn't imagine worse than this!! My only chance at girls like you is shootin' 'em up with cobra venom, and then it's iffy!

• Spencer Spencer : I'm gettin' a body transplant! You think I can't pull off a piece of Kryptonite?! Cash and connections, Doc! Without 'em I'm just a head with a dream!