Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)
Pilot (1993)
Dean Cain: Clark Kent, Superman
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Quotes
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[Martha and Clark finally pick a good disguise for Clark]
Martha Kent : Well, one thing's for sure. Nobody's going to be looking at your face.
Clark Kent : Mom!
Martha Kent : [laughing] Well they don't call them tights for nothing!
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Superman : Oh, one more thing. If you ever need to find me, all you have to do is look up.
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Mrs. Platt : I like your costume.
Superman : Thank you. My mother made it for me.
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Lois Lane : You are a strange one, Clark Kent.
Clark Kent : Am I?
Lois Lane : Yeah, but I think I got you figured out.
Clark Kent : Really?
Lois Lane : Umhm
Clark Kent : Didn't take you very long.
Lois Lane : Well, it's my business looking beyond the external. Don't fall for me farmboy. I don't have time for it.
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Lois Lane : And let's get something straight, I did not work my buns off to become an investigative reporter for the Daily Planet just to baby-sit some hack from Nowheresville! And another thing, you are not working with me, you are working for me. I call the shots, I ask the questions. You are low man - I am top banana and that's the way I like it, comprende?
Clark Kent : You like to be on top. Got it.
Lois Lane : Don't push me Kent, you are way out of your league.
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Lois Lane : [Lois opens a fortune cookie] It's in Chinese.
Lois Lane : [Clark takes the paper. Lois looks at him mockingly] Oh, don't tell me that you read...
Clark Kent : A good horse is like a member of the family.
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Lois Lane : I still can't believe you came barreling in here like some 500-pound gorilla! If you really thought we were in trouble, why didn't you bring the police?
Clark Kent : Look...
Lois Lane : Don't tell me, I already know! You're like every other man in Metropolis! You've got this testosterone surplus that says, "I can do it myself"!
Clark Kent : Lois, I've somehow managed to...
Lois Lane : Mess everything up? No kidding!
