Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

Sex, Lies and Videotape (1997)

Ben McCain: Brock Thompson

Quotes 

• Clark Kent : You know, you seem to get a lot of credit for these Superman exclusives. What do I get?

  Lois Lane : How about two days and two nights up in the mountains, at Château Roberge?

  Clark Kent : Château Roberge, wow. The hideaway for the ultra exclusive and rich and famous. How'd you get us in?

  Lois Lane : Oh I have my ways.

  [Hides a letter behind her back] 

  Clark Kent : What's that?

  Lois Lane : What's what?

  Clark Kent : That. Is that the hotel's confirmation letter?

  Lois Lane : Well a girl has to have some secrets.

  Clark Kent : Let me see it.

  Lois Lane : No.

  Clark Kent : Let me see.

  Lois Lane : I'm not going to give it to you.

  Clark Kent : Let me see.

  Lois Lane : No, I'm not going to give it to you.

  [Backs away quickly] 

  Clark Kent : Lois, Lois, let me see it.

  Lois Lane : No, I'm not going to give it to you!

  [Puts it in the paper shredder] 

  Lois Lane : Haha.

  Clark Kent : Haha, cute. Okay.

  [Looks around to see if anyone is watching. Pulls the shredded paper out, puts it back together at superspeed] 

  Lois Lane : That is not fair.

  Clark Kent : [Reads the letter]  'Dear Miss Lane, we are extremely excited about your proposed article on our château... ' But you're not writing any article.

  Lois Lane : I might, some day.

  Clark Kent : So you lied.

  Lois Lane : Clark please it was a fib.

  [Gives her a look] 

  Lois Lane : It was an exaggeration. It was a minor distortion.

  [Still giving her a look] 

  Lois Lane : Okay I lied but it was a little tiny white lie, nobody got hurt it's not like they're letting us in for free or anything.

  Clark Kent : Lois...

  Lois Lane : Fine. We'll take the moral high ground I'll cancel the reservation. You can spend the weekend with those old war horses and get a jump on your peace talks.

  Clark Kent : Wait, wait, wait. On second thought, since their proposals aren't going to be finished 'til Monday, it is the perfect weekend for us to get away.

  [They kiss] 

  Brock Thompson : [Heard on the TV]  Even though the leaders of Lavislan and Podansk are set to meet with Superman, the UN has confirmed that military buildup continues on both sides of the border...

  Lois Lane : Looks like you're not going to be able to go anyway. I'll cancel the reservations.

  Clark Kent : No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. You go ahead on up, I'll meet you there. Superman's gonna have a little *chat* with these two old war horses, get them to honor their truce.

  Lois Lane : [Loosens his tie]  Don't be long.

  [They kiss]